Ah Singh!

Got this from an e-mail... hahaha..it's quite funny! Enjoy!

1. A Singh who is a sailor?
> Kapal Singh

2. A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
> Yum Singh

3. A Singh who is digging a hole?
> Menggali Singh

4. A Singh who likes to slap people?
> Tau Ba Singh

5. A Singh who is a gangster?
> SamSingh

6. A Singh who is lost?
> MisSingh

7. A Singh who is noisy?
> BiSingh

8. A Singh who likes herbs?
> Gin Singh

9. A Singh who kills people?
> AssasSingh

10. A Singh with one ball?
> Balwant Singh (Ball One Singh)

11. A Singh with two balls?
> BalanSingh (as in balancing!)

12. A Singh with three balls?
> AMAZING!

13. A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
> KuldipSingh (Cool Deep Sink)

14. A Singh who likes to drink soybean milk?
> Yeoh Hap Singh

15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
> No la, not Titanic Singh. He’s KaramSingh

16. A Singh who is sacked from the national hockey team?
> RelaxSingh

17. A Singh who is a lausySingh?
> OwtarSingh

18. A Singh who likes roundabouts?
> PuSingh

19. A Singh who is flying around on a broom?
> Sou Pa Singh

20. A Singh who is a three- star general?
> Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese)

21. If Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country, what will they call their currency?
> Mata Wang Ah Singh

22. Then what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
> TiewNiaSingh!